Famous Zelda Quotes

Some lines stick with you for decades. Here are 30 of the most famous, funniest and strangest things people say in Zelda games, from the old man's sword in 1986 to the CD-i cutscenes the internet never let go of. Every screenshot is from the game itself.

The Legend of Zelda NES, 1986

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
“It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.”
The old man in the first cave

He hands Link his first sword before you have taken a dozen steps. It is probably the most quoted line in all of gaming, and it has been on T-shirts, memes and other games ever since.

Buy somethin' will ya!
“Buy somethin' will ya!”
The cave shopkeepers

The merchants hiding in caves all over Hyrule greet you the same pushy way. Mind the prices: the same item can cost more in one cave than another.

Grumble, grumble...
“Grumble, grumble...”
The hungry Goriya in Level 7

He blocks the way until you feed him. The answer is the Bait from the shop, and it is one of the first puzzles in the series that is not about fighting.

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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link NES, 1987

I am Error.
“I am Error.”
A man in the town of Ruto

It looks like a glitch, but Error is just his name. In the Japanese version he has a friend called Bagu, so the joke was "Error" and "Bug"; the English version kept Error and the line became legend.

Sorry. I know nothing.
“Sorry. I know nothing.”
Townspeople with nothing to say

Half the fun of Zelda II was talking to everyone for clues, and plenty of them had none to give.

If all else fails use fire.
“If all else fails use fire.”
A townsperson's advice

One of the game's famously short hints. It is good advice, too: the Fire spell is the answer to a few enemies that shrug off your sword.

Game Over. Return of Ganon.
“Game Over. Return of Ganon.”
The Game Over screen

Ganon's minions want Link's blood to bring their master back, so every Game Over shows Ganon's silhouette and the words nobody wanted to see.

You saved Hyrule and you are a real hero!
“You saved Hyrule and you are a real hero!”
The ending

The reward for beating one of the hardest games on the NES.

Thanks a million. Push start to replay.
“Thanks a million. Push start to replay.”
The last screen of the game

And then you could start all over again, with your levels and spells carried over.

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A Link to the Past SNES, 1991

Link! Help! The soldiers are coming to Sanctuary! AIEEEEEE!
“Link! Help! The soldiers are coming to Sanctuary! AIEEEEEE!”
Zelda, by telepathy

Right after you pull the Master Sword, Zelda calls for help, and the message ends in one of the most memorable screams ever put in a text box.

What do you want?! Do you have something to say to me, silly rabbit?!
“What do you want?! Do you have something to say to me, silly rabbit?!”
A Dark World villager

Without the Moon Pearl, Link turns into a pink rabbit in the Dark World, and the locals let him know it.

Oh! Happy days are here again! You found my partner! We are very happy now...
“Oh! Happy days are here again! You found my partner! We are very happy now...”
The smithy in Kakariko

Bring his lost partner back from the Dark World and the two of them will temper your sword.

Now, hold it above your head for the whole world to see, OK? It's good for business!
“Now, hold it above your head for the whole world to see, OK? It's good for business!”
A shopkeeper

A wink at Link's famous item pose: even the people in the game know he holds up everything he gets.

Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign.
“Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign.”
A signpost

A sign with a man standing right next to it, and a nod to "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" from The Wizard of Oz.

... I see. I won't ask you again... Good bye.
“... I see. I won't ask you again... Good bye.”
A disappointed character

What you get for answering "No". Some Zelda characters take rejection harder than others.

My name is Chris Houlihan. This is my top secret room. Keep it between us, OK?
“My name is Chris Houlihan. This is my top secret room. Keep it between us, OK?”
The Chris Houlihan room

A hidden room full of Rupees, named after the winner of a Nintendo Power contest whose prize was to appear in a Nintendo game. Finding it was a playground rumor for years.

And the Master Sword sleeps again... forever!
“And the Master Sword sleeps again... forever!”
The ending

The last line before the credits, with the sword back in its pedestal in the Lost Woods.

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Link's Awakening Game Boy, 1993

Hey! Are you listening?
“Hey! Are you listening?”
Marin, on the beach

Marin tells Link about her dream of leaving the island, and catches him drifting off. Years before Navi, "Hey! Listen!" had an ancestor.

Monkey business! Done! Bye bye!
“Monkey business! Done! Bye bye!”
Kiki the monkey

Trade Kiki some bananas and he and his friends build you a bridge to Kanalet Castle in seconds.

YAHOO! I'm fine, and you?!
“YAHOO! I'm fine, and you?!”
A Mabe Village local

Koholint Island is full of people who are much too cheerful for an island that only exists in a dream.

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The CD-i Games Philips CD-i, 1993

Nintendo let Philips make three Zelda games for its CD-i player. Two of them, Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, open with hand-drawn cartoon cutscenes that have become some of the most remixed clips on the internet. The clips play silently on loop; tap the speaker for sound. More about these games on our CD-i Zelda games page.

“Gee, it sure is boring around here.”
Link · Link: The Faces of Evil
“My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!”
King Harkinian · Link: The Faces of Evil
“I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!”
Link · Link: The Faces of Evil
“Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!”
Link · Link: The Faces of Evil
“How about a kiss for good luck?”
Link, to Zelda · Link: The Faces of Evil
“You can make me do the duck walk!”
In the game · Link: The Faces of Evil
“If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.”
King Harkinian · Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
“Squadala! We're off!”
King Harkinian · Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
“I'm sure he's alright.”
Impa · Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
“Luckily, I have my smart sword.”
Zelda, in the game · Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon